So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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