Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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