FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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