So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
soo... how was my night?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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