Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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