I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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