Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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