forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My hand turned me down
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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