I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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