I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize