you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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