I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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