i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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