Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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