How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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