If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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