why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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