On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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