Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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