lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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