when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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