hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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