he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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