How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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