How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
