I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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