What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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