i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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