people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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