Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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