I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize