My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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