He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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