question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Randomize
