I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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