Dual....:-)
...so i touched it.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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