Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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