We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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