Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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