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(504): View more from Louisiana

Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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(310): View more from California

Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.

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(512): View more from Texas

Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.

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(707): View more from California

Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.

(701): View more from North Dakota

I've never been so turned off by an omelet.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin

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