we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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