can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
