Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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