Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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