hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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