wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I will pee on everything he values.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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