its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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