If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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