Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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