One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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